Saturday, November 29, 2008

Lazy Person's Christmas Card



Ho to the 3rd power.

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Mona Lisa Trivia


Although the Mona Lisa is quite secure now, in 1911, a painter walked into the Louvre to check out the famous painting and discovered an empty space on the wall where it should have been. Security wasn’t alarmed because they thought that the painting was somewhere being photographed for museum marketing. It wasn’t. The museum was closed for a week while the theft was investigated. Two years later, it was discovered that a Louvre employee had hidden in a broom closet until the museum closed, then walked out with it hidden under his coat. (If you’ve never seen it, the Mona Lisa is a lot smaller than you think it’s going to be.) The employee believed that the painting should be in an Italian museum, not a French museum. The Mona Lisa returned to her home at the Louvre in 1913.1956 was particularly hard on Mona—first, a vandal doused the lower half of the painting with acid. A few months later, a man threw a rock at her, which took off some of the paint near the left elbow. The Mona Lisa is now covered with bulletproof glass.

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BEAUTIFUL ICE FORMATION

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Friday, November 28, 2008

Snowman In Love

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Astounding Face Paint


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Conjugal Visit Day


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Time To Help Your Buddies

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The Truth


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A Dying Boy's Touching Story~Heartwarming

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Monday, November 24, 2008

A Monkey Bath Is:

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo Oo!Aa!Aa!Aa!'. Bet sea monkeys feel the heat even more like uhmmmm.....this one!

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Hear no evil Speak no Evil Hear No evil or just hold your own


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Just Chill Doggie


I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

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Cute But Plotting The Purrrrfect Crime

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What Movie Is This Clip From?


The answer is in comments.

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Almost Turkey Time

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn't sleep...
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned...
the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation
with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen,
flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
stuffing with gravy,
green beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling
so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling,
floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please.

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Friday, November 21, 2008

A Genesis Moment


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Friday Fun




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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Here's Zip But I would have called him Zippy

Because I would have loved him more

than any other child (brat) would have!!

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My Love For Monkeys


Ever since I can remember ,
all my wish list consisted of was
getting a monkey.
I wanted Zippy the stuffed monkey first because
he was dressed cute and
had awesome white boots/shoes.
I didnt recieve him but it was okay,
since a few years later
I saw Clancy , the skating monkey on a TV ad .
Love at first sight!
Wow not only was he clothed, but he could
roller skate and hold my hand.
I begged all year long but once again Santa didnt deliver.
I got a bride doll instead and within a month she looked like Venus De Milo, because this brat child (ME)broke her arms off.
There was no replacement for Clancy-
WAAAAaa! WAaaaaa! WAAAAaaaa!
Thanks to Ebay I now have a mint-conditioned,
still in box, Clancy monkey on it's way to
Alaska.
Take that Santa Claus !
Here's a video to show Clancy in all his
awesome glory!Funny though,
I don't remember hearing the
gear noises when i was a kid . HMmm!


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Abba Dabba Monkey Song

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Monday, November 17, 2008

Goats Do Eat Anything - Even Robot Ones


Unlucky gamblers at the Edogawa Kyotei boat race course in Tokyo have a new way to ease their frustrations after botching a bet — they can feed their losing tickets to a robotic goat. Edogawa Kyotei enlisted the help of the ticket-munching robo-goat at the end of last month in an effort to reduce litter inside the facility. The 1.6-meter tall Rocky Mountain goat, which has a thick coat of white fur and ticket-detecting sensors in its mouth, devours about 500 tickets per day — many of which would otherwise end up on the floor. The goatkeeper says, “It eats up your frustrations so that you will have better luck with the next race.”
[Source: Asahi]

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On The Light Side







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For When Unwanted Guests Arrive






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Monkey Models




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Funny Monkey Show

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

When Malted Monkeys Attack-


give them back their bananas!

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If A Hippie Had Won The Election***
















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Sunday, November 02, 2008

Who Will Win?


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Lost Gramma Aisle 3


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Amazing Garden Sculptures
















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Guess Who Was Spotted Over the Weekend?


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Saturday, November 01, 2008

Thers no need to fear Ghost dog is Hereeeeeeeee


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Grandparents can be embarrassing too


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