tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-358016042024-03-07T07:56:35.874-08:00~ALILBIT 's CuRioSitY ShOP~Curiously all the world is a stage...I hope I don't trip and fall off.alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.comBlogger1401125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-60347068961222992502009-07-07T08:24:00.000-07:002009-07-07T08:32:47.620-07:00I Have Moved I couldn't get the template to move back to basic so I have moved to this blogger page. http://misfitnews.blogspot.com/I hope you will all join me there. I won't be deleting this blog for a while, just won't be posting.I want to thank you all for visiting,reading,following and commenting.My new blog will be different...not so much humor but current happenings.I am always openalilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-3851121040112386242009-07-07T06:51:00.000-07:002009-07-07T06:57:42.345-07:00LA Gets Ready For Michael Jackson's Final FarewellLOS ANGELES – The curtain is slowly rising on Michael Jackson's last show.As in Jackson's life, Tuesday's public memorial at the downtown Staples Center includes the spectacle surrounding the show — legal drama, screaming fans, star power, live worldwide broadcast, unsavory accusations, even a parade of elephants — all adding up to what could be the biggest celebrity send-off of all time.On the alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-82005822723822634632009-06-30T01:23:00.000-07:002009-06-30T01:33:26.212-07:00Do You Need A Legal Will?After recent current events I am sure questions about legal wills are on many people's minds. This is a must read because in case the inevitable happens,even who raises your minor children has to be addressed.You don't have to have riches or an estate to make a will. You don't have to be elderly either. You will have to scroll down to read it. Sorry about the ads.http://tiny.cc/kELjgalilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-61571695143436069232009-06-25T12:31:00.000-07:002009-06-25T12:32:35.558-07:00Cute Hot Soccer Fanalilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-29491834965451985392009-06-25T12:20:00.000-07:002009-06-25T12:21:50.485-07:00What's In Your Shame-Ber?http://shameber.wordpress.com/ Culture Buzz A website where you can anonymously admit what you do in your shame-ber, a room where you go to escape the eyes of God and society. (via TBTL) For instance, I secretly love Popeyes Chicken, but only consume it secretly in my shame-ber (locked bathroom of my apartment)alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-77529185067345185022009-06-25T12:09:00.000-07:002009-06-25T12:11:09.887-07:00Fun Things To Do As A Couple 1. Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence2. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books3. Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-91591059938575498112009-06-25T10:54:00.000-07:002009-06-25T11:12:09.446-07:00Miracle Cellphone Stickers The Russian Orthodox Church has started to sell stickers that, when put on a mobile phone, will miraculously protect its owner from hazardous electromagnetic waves.For 170 rubles, or just $5.5, anyone can purchase the sticker at so-called “church shops” in the Novgorod Region, where they are sold among accessories like crosses, prayer books and candles, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily writes alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-74966983795481057962009-06-25T10:43:00.000-07:002009-06-25T10:50:46.824-07:00Clooney Refuses To Be Made Into TofuClooney declines sweaty tofu offer Stuff.co.nz: "George Clooney has declined an offer for his sweat to be used to make tofu.Animal rights group Peta want to create the unusual vegetarian food by extracting George’s salty perspiration from his used gym towel.The organisation wrote to the handsome actor asking for permission to create the product, saying: 'The technology actually exists to take alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-50648639512415935522009-06-25T10:31:00.000-07:002009-06-25T10:35:50.060-07:00Walrus Beats The Heat Cool shades worn by this walrus in Tokyo.He appears to have heard the joke that starts off with ....This walrus walks into a bar........alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-53414625355211968482009-06-25T10:13:00.000-07:002009-06-25T10:16:41.135-07:00Boy Hit By Meteorite - Lives To Tell TaleGerrit Blank of Germany is a lucky little lad. The 14 year-old student was walking to class when he saw what he described as a "ball of light." The ball of light was actually a pea-sized meteor which smacked into his hand and left a foot-wide crater in the pavement. Gerrit escaped with a three-inch long scar on his hand and a heck of a story to tell.Scientists estimate that the odds of getting alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-3231820520453960852009-06-25T09:09:00.000-07:002009-06-25T09:12:25.538-07:00Sand Faces Though sand sculptures are inherently fleeting works of art, an astonishing amount of labor is poured into each project—often requiring teams of architectures or sculptors and nearly 3000 tons of sand per competition. Amongst the most spectacular castles, animals or otherwise themed creations, there exist true masterpieces that appear to come to life on the shore. Showcasing everything from alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-31757909638926425462009-06-24T15:39:00.000-07:002009-06-24T15:57:35.439-07:0016 Pounds and 30 inches tall at 16 Years Of Age At about 16 pounds and 30 inches, 16-year-old Brooke Greenberg has not aged significantly, physically or apparently cognitively, since she was a toddler. Doctors hope that her case could shed light on the mysterious genetics behind aging.Via:http://tinyurl.com/n4fodnalilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-23611519536822796412009-06-24T05:52:00.000-07:002009-06-24T06:08:03.210-07:00Featuring A Special BloggerThis is Tracy, she writes about the odd little things she sees both off and online. Tracy is also the owner/administrator of the I Hate My Message Board Forums, you can read the story behind how it all came to be here. She is a wife and mother to 5 boys. I just read a food article on her I Hate My Message Board written by her 13 year-old son Nicholas. Writing talent runs in the family because alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-90815727896390074632009-06-24T00:23:00.000-07:002009-06-24T00:30:22.756-07:00 The Cryptic Canvas - Can you spot references to 50 movie titles in this painting?Via: http://tinyurl.com/o6v6psalilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-27594568998238349552009-06-23T05:07:00.001-07:002009-06-23T05:13:09.986-07:00When All She Asked For Was 3.... The Story of Kimberley Vlaeminck: “I Asked For 3, He Gave Me 53 More”. Stars that is!See photos,parodies,videos,and more of this overnight cyber sensation.Via: http://tinyurl.com/n3aecsalilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-91682729153772848272009-06-22T23:19:00.000-07:002009-06-22T23:23:53.143-07:00Chipmunks Love Star WarsChris McVeigh, a Canadian illustrator, captured these images of wild chipmunks in hilarious situations with action figures from the Star Wars films .http://tinyurl.com/l3nhusalilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-27745512022768642562009-06-21T23:41:00.000-07:002009-06-21T23:42:18.661-07:00Great Life AdviceHow to Succeed in Life as a Late Bloomer - wikiHowalilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-1425149333491048672009-06-03T10:53:00.000-07:002009-06-03T10:55:14.130-07:00A Crock Of Bull Rated PG-13A young Aggie stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-39020142032813922882009-05-29T13:15:00.000-07:002009-05-29T13:18:06.965-07:00Random Photo Of The Day-Eagle In Flight Need to take this old boy on my next fishing trip!alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-25109036829691330752009-05-29T13:08:00.001-07:002009-05-29T13:10:00.275-07:00Cool MoneyAs a prank, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak sometimes buys uncut sheets of $2 bills from the U.S. Treasury and has them bound into booklets. Then, when buying small items, he'll pull out a booklet and cut off a few bills with scissors.This is perfectly legal, but it's caused at least one alarmed inquiry by the Secret Service.alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-61056084847246374562009-05-29T11:18:00.000-07:002009-05-29T11:23:43.741-07:00Skip To The Loo Just a guess but the smiling skittle loo must be for when you wan't to flush your blues away.I wonder if it is as an uncomfortable seating arrangement as it looks. I have enough dimples on my rear the way it is .alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-42219303490734046572009-05-29T10:59:00.000-07:002009-05-29T11:03:33.935-07:00Silly Sounding Wordchicanery(noun) [shi-KAY-nah-ree, chi-KAY-nah-ree]1. the use of tricks to deceive someone (usually to extract money from them): "Hal preferred to pay the price markup for a new car rather than dealing with the chicanery of a used car sales person." Once in a while while reading a novel I run across a word I am too lazy to look up .This is one of those words. I always thought it was a nursery alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-61220853305723121962009-05-27T14:36:00.001-07:002009-05-27T14:37:28.985-07:00Random Photo Of The Day Like a duck to water......alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-20148692238634338972009-05-27T14:28:00.000-07:002009-05-27T14:30:44.527-07:00Easy as getting blood from a turnipBeing at the doctor’s office sucks. It especially makes the visit bad when you are told you need your blood drawn. However, even worse than that is when the person drawing your blood can’t seem to find your vein, thereby having to stick you with a needle a couple of times.read more »alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35801604.post-65952240899492715552009-05-27T13:53:00.000-07:002009-05-27T13:54:58.419-07:00You Will Think You Are In Beer HeavenCheers to Beers – The weird, the fascinating, the potent and the expensive, from around the world.A selection of beers from around the world that simply boggle the mind.alilbithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02816220552703084224noreply@blogger.com0