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I couldn't get the template to move back to basic so I have moved to this blogger page. http://misfitnews.blogspot.com/I hope you will all join me there. I won't be deleting this blog for a while, just won't be posting.I want to thank you all for visiting,reading,following and commenting.My new blog will be different...not so much humor but current happenings.I am always open

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LOS ANGELES – The curtain is slowly rising on Michael Jackson's last show.As in Jackson's life, Tuesday's public memorial at the downtown Staples Center includes the spectacle surrounding the show — legal drama, screaming fans, star power, live worldwide broadcast, unsavory accusations, even a parade of elephants — all adding up to what could be the biggest celebrity send-off of all time.On the

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After recent current events I am sure questions about legal wills are on many people's minds. This is a must read because in case the inevitable happens,even who raises your minor children has to be addressed.You don't have to have riches or an estate to make a will. You don't have to be elderly either. You will have to scroll down to read it. Sorry about the ads.http://tiny.cc/kELjg

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http://shameber.wordpress.com/ Culture Buzz A website where you can anonymously admit what you do in your shame-ber, a room where you go to escape the eyes of God and society. (via TBTL) For instance, I secretly love Popeyes Chicken, but only consume it secretly in my shame-ber (locked bathroom of my apartment)

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1. Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence2. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books3. Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed,

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The Russian Orthodox Church has started to sell stickers that, when put on a mobile phone, will miraculously protect its owner from hazardous electromagnetic waves.For 170 rubles, or just $5.5, anyone can purchase the sticker at so-called “church shops” in the Novgorod Region, where they are sold among accessories like crosses, prayer books and candles, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily writes

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Clooney declines sweaty tofu offer Stuff.co.nz: "George Clooney has declined an offer for his sweat to be used to make tofu.Animal rights group Peta want to create the unusual vegetarian food by extracting George’s salty perspiration from his used gym towel.The organisation wrote to the handsome actor asking for permission to create the product, saying: 'The technology actually exists to take

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Cool shades worn by this walrus in Tokyo.He appears to have heard the joke that starts off with ....This walrus walks into a bar........

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Gerrit Blank of Germany is a lucky little lad. The 14 year-old student was walking to class when he saw what he described as a "ball of light." The ball of light was actually a pea-sized meteor which smacked into his hand and left a foot-wide crater in the pavement. Gerrit escaped with a three-inch long scar on his hand and a heck of a story to tell.Scientists estimate that the odds of getting

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Though sand sculptures are inherently fleeting works of art, an astonishing amount of labor is poured into each project—often requiring teams of architectures or sculptors and nearly 3000 tons of sand per competition. Amongst the most spectacular castles, animals or otherwise themed creations, there exist true masterpieces that appear to come to life on the shore. Showcasing everything from

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At about 16 pounds and 30 inches, 16-year-old Brooke Greenberg has not aged significantly, physically or apparently cognitively, since she was a toddler. Doctors hope that her case could shed light on the mysterious genetics behind aging.Via:http://tinyurl.com/n4fodn

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This is Tracy, she writes about the odd little things she sees both off and online. Tracy is also the owner/administrator of the I Hate My Message Board Forums, you can read the story behind how it all came to be here. She is a wife and mother to 5 boys. I just read a food article on her I Hate My Message Board written by her 13 year-old son Nicholas. Writing talent runs in the family because

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The Cryptic Canvas - Can you spot references to 50 movie titles in this painting?Via: http://tinyurl.com/o6v6ps

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The Story of Kimberley Vlaeminck: “I Asked For 3, He Gave Me 53 More”. Stars that is!See photos,parodies,videos,and more of this overnight cyber sensation.Via: http://tinyurl.com/n3aecs

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Chris McVeigh, a Canadian illustrator, captured these images of wild chipmunks in hilarious situations with action figures from the Star Wars films .http://tinyurl.com/l3nhus

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How to Succeed in Life as a Late Bloomer - wikiHow

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A young Aggie stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles

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Need to take this old boy on my next fishing trip!

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As a prank, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak sometimes buys uncut sheets of $2 bills from the U.S. Treasury and has them bound into booklets. Then, when buying small items, he'll pull out a booklet and cut off a few bills with scissors.This is perfectly legal, but it's caused at least one alarmed inquiry by the Secret Service.

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Just a guess but the smiling skittle loo must be for when you wan't to flush your blues away.I wonder if it is as an uncomfortable seating arrangement as it looks. I have enough dimples on my rear the way it is .

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chicanery(noun) [shi-KAY-nah-ree, chi-KAY-nah-ree]1. the use of tricks to deceive someone (usually to extract money from them): "Hal preferred to pay the price markup for a new car rather than dealing with the chicanery of a used car sales person." Once in a while while reading a novel I run across a word I am too lazy to look up .This is one of those words. I always thought it was a nursery

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Like a duck to water......

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Being at the doctor’s office sucks. It especially makes the visit bad when you are told you need your blood drawn. However, even worse than that is when the person drawing your blood can’t seem to find your vein, thereby having to stick you with a needle a couple of times.read more »

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Cheers to Beers – The weird, the fascinating, the potent and the expensive, from around the world.A selection of beers from around the world that simply boggle the mind.

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Wonder what he is listening to?Something tells me it isn't the Teletubbies.

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20 miles per gallonCreated by The Car Connection

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You’re driving your car to work in the pouring rain when you see three people on the side of the road at an uncovered bus stop. You recognize one as your best friend waiting to go to work, the second is you perfect lover someone that if you met you would eventually get married to, and the third is an elderly woman soaked to the bone, shivering and needs to go to the hospital.The problem is that

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discover what candy you are @ quiz me

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Study indicates people by nature are universally optimisticIMAGE: At the country level, optimism is highest in Ireland, Brazil, Denmark, and New Zealand and lowest in Zimbabwe, Egypt, Haiti and Bulgaria. The United States ranks number 10 on the...Click here for more information.LAWRENCE, Kan. – Despite calamities from economic recessions, wars and famine to a flu epidemic afflicting the Earth, a

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With the growing wealth of China, many rich Chinese women are seeking alternative and exotic pets to show off their money. This has lead to a number of Chinese medical and scientific research companies to compete for this new income source by producing cross breed animals. The most successful (financially) so far has been the Lemur Cat. It is (as the name suggests) a cross between a lemur and a

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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.”She thanked the officer and the officer drove off.Three hours

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A Chihuahua puppy born in Japan with a natural heart shaped pattern on his coat has captured the hearts of animal lovers around the world.Heart-kun, as he has been named by owner Emiko Sakurada, was born on May 18, 2007, one of a litter of puppies at the Pucchin Dogs shop.His natural heart-shaped markings on his fur have made him an instant star in Japan. And it was a case of puppy love across

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The figurine has been described as a discovery of considerable significance by one researcher (Source: H Jensen/University of Tubingen)Related StoriesTerracotta army has egg on its face, Science Online, 21 Apr 2008Erotica may date back to Stone Age, Science Online, 15 Apr 2005Monkeys like porn too, Science Online, 06 Nov 2008An ivory figurine with prominent breasts and buttocks and other

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It is dangerous to tell a woman that she is not beautiful. Each woman believes that beauty is her birth right. Each woman wants to hear those sweetest words in this world- you are so beautiful. (then, what about men? Leave them, who cares about them?)So, will this ads work? The ad for dermaclay assures women that it will ‘Conceal all facial imperfections.’ Three women, their faces are covered

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Archie McPhee sells fun Li'l Sideshow play sets, like the Frog Girl and Lobster Boy set seen above. Also available for $13.95 each are the Bearded Lady, World's Tallest Man & Smallest Man, and Strong Man. Archie McPhee action figures

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Seen above are parasitic wasp embryos, which apparently inspired the "alien birth" in Alien. From National Geographic's photo gallery of "'Extreme' Animal Embryos Revealed'":In a biological attack unique in the animal world, the unassuming embryos (injected by their mother into a caterpillar) use a virus in their DNA to paralyze their host. They bite their way out of the caterpillar and begin

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Johnson & Johnson Visine eye drops are presented as natural tears in this print advertising campaign. Women are provoked into shedding their tears in the kitchen, bedroom, at the movies. Visine Dry Eye Relief Natural Tears Formula Lubricant Eye Drops. “Natural Tears Formula. Don’t Ask How”.Read the rest of this entry »

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When you went around stomping on your Segway, your kid might have been envious and wanted something similar. While Segways are not exactly designed for little kids, older kids can certainly use them if their legs are long enough. For the younger ones, here is a duplicate called the Dareway.It is specifically designed for kids and seems like a good gift idea for your child. However, the word ‘

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She oinks, snuffles in a trough and has a fetching set of trotters.But it's not just her tail that's curly.Elizabeth the pig wears a golden fleece that could pull the wool over enough eyes to make her the pride of the flock.Elizabeth is a spectacularly sheep-like pigShe is a queen of her species - a rare Austrian Mangalitza Gilt - and one of only a handful to thrive in Britain.Elizabeth was the

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There are many more strange/funny wedding pictures here:http://www.masalatime.com/?p=2765 Now I feel much better about having a small wedding ....-:D

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Don't let the beauty of these roses fool you. Click on the link provided and see what these beauties are really made of. This site actually has cool ideas and some you won't find anywhere else. Believe Me!!http://www.uncommongoods.com/

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With our exclusive 3B* technology, fast connection speeds, support for those of us who live in reality, and our all new applications, i-wood is the all-in-one solution you have been looking for. It will help you redefine your relationships with people by showing them how truly irritating they, and their portable devices, have become. *3 BambooRead About the New Features > Buy an i-wood now >

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If you want to be happy you must take responsibility and stop looking to things or people to make you happy. You are the source of your own happiness, stop looking elsewhere. Instead of seeking happiness, start creating it. Here are a few ways to get rolling:1) The attitude of gratitude. Express gratitude daily for everything. Don’t forget to appreciate you smallest blessings. Remember, this one

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While it may be true that a significant proportion of homeless people have mental and physical health issues, problems with alcoholism or substance abuse, none of these are the most common cause of homelessness. As part of the United States Conference of Mayors, Hunger and Homelessness Survey, December 2007, cities were asked to record the top three most common causes for both singles and

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When I first laid eyes on the pic I thought. "Whoa dude you got big problems"! Then after second glance I realized the guy is doing a super job of playing Fake-Out the boss! Just can't keep your eyes open at social events or at work? Just slap on some eye-opening stickers and let people think you are wide-awake and very interested in whatever they are saying at the moment.I hope they make them in

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Via: http://www.mojduniya.com/

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What is Miracle Fruit?Miracle Fruit (Synsepalum dulcificum), sometimes known as the Miracle Berry, is a plant native to West Africa. The berry has a mildly sweet flavor; however, the fruit is treasured not for its own taste, but for the fruit’s unique effect on the taste buds.Miracle Fruit contains a glycoprotein called miraculin, which binds to the tongue’s taste buds when the fruit is consumed.

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If mommy's definitions were placed in a Webster's Dictionary here is probably what could be found :D*Booty call[BOO-tee kawl] noun: A shout from the bathroom letting you know it's time to go wipe someone's butt.*Sleevekerchief[sleev-KUR-cheef] noun: What you use to catch your kid's snot when you're out of tissues.*Diapergami[dahy-per-GAWM-ee] noun: That secret parenting fold that turns a nasty

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An ageing and partially deaf springer spaniel has survived five weeks and two days lost in the hills. Oliver's owners had given him up for dead following fruitless searches after he ran off during a walk up Ben Fhionnlaidh near Glen Etive. He went missing on 24 February, but was found curled up in a shed on 2 April - eight miles as the crow flies, but 44 by road, from his home in the glen. His

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/80129/christmas_island_red_crabs/

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The Daily Dozen feature on National Geographic, edited by photo editor Susan Welchman, is a treasure trove of neat "Your Shots" photos submitted by the magazine’s readers (a selection of which will actually appear on the magazine itself - talk about awesome!).I particularly like this one, submitted by James Snyder who wrote:This is a Cuban tree frog on a tree in my backyard in southern Florida.

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Company director Gary Sanders was speaking on a hands-free phone as he was travelling to work when police in the Mersey Tunnel ordered him to pull over.Mr Sanders, 47, said he was stunned to be told by a traffic officer that laughing while driving a car can be an offence.The managing director of Spontex Workwear said: "I couldn't believe it when he told me I'd been pulled over for for laughing."

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Entomologists/Armor Makers/Engineers at the University of Wisconsin-Madison have created tires for the military (or hyperbolic rap stars') Humvee that are bullet proof. Okay, the developers not really insect scientists, but they did use the honeycomb pattern that busy little bumble bees use. They just used it to stop bullets.More importantly, though, these new, sweet (get it?), airless tires

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Sit down and prepare yourself for one of the most ridiculous stories to hit the wire in a while.According to Examiner.com , a retired barber Joe Godlewski was getting sick of seeing so many television chefs gravitate towards kosher salt that he said: "What the heck's the matter with Christian salt?" and has created his own Blessed Christians Salt to compete. What makes his salt so wonderfully

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View the artwork in detail here : http://adrian.kenyon.free.fr/

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Currently on display at the Jane Kim / Thrust Projects gallery in New York City is a self-titled exhibit by Momoyo Torimitsu, featuring dozens of cast resin sculptures imitating melting chocolate Easter bunnies. Scattered throughout the gallery, some of the bunnies form groups, and some stand alone; while some are standing, others have fallen over. We were warned to step carefully, as some of the

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I am sorry I haven't been updating but I wasn't able to access my blog posts. Did anyone else have this problem?I want to thank all my vistors and friends. You have all made blogging rewarding and fun! Try not to get fooled tomorrow and if you prank don't be a meanie, especially to me . *laughs*

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The AMBER Plan was created in 1996 as a powerful legacy to 9-year-old Amber Hagerman, a bright little girl who was kidnapped and brutally murdered while riding her bicycle in Arlington, Texas. The tragedy shocked and outraged the entire community. Residents contacted radio stations in the Dallas area and suggested they broadcast special "alerts" over the airwaves so that they could help prevent

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Turn even the oldest car into a vehicle of the future.This innovative device gives you ultra-accurate compass headings and speed readings while you drive. A convenient heads-up display projects the info onto your windshield and lets you keep your eyes on the road ahead. You can see your speed in MPH or KPH, and set the Speed Alert to let you know when you’re going faster than you should be–a

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The name Alcatraz is derived from the Spanish "Alcatraces." In 1775, the Spanish explorer Juan Manuel de Ayala was the first to sail into what is now known as San Francisco Bay - his expedition mapped the bay and named one of the three islands Alcatraces. Over time, the name was Anglicized to Alcatraz. While the exact meaning is still debated, Alcatraz is usually defined as meaning "pelican" or "

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Danger: Sign Eating Trees..........

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March 21, 1980J.R. Ewing is shot!On this day in 1980, J.R. Ewing, the character millions loved to hate on television’s popular primetime drama Dallas, is “shot.” The simulated shooting made the season-ending episode one of television’s most famous cliffhangers, inspired widespread media coverage and left America wondering “Who shot J.R.?” for the next eight months. On November 21, 1980, the

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This scene took place on a British Airways flight betweenJohannesburg (South Africa) London (UK).A white woman, about 50 yearsold, was seated next to a black man.Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess.‘You obviously do not see it then?’ she asked. ’You placedme next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone fromsuch a repugnant group.Give me an alternative seat.’‘Be calm

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Charles Manson is looking pretty good for a 74-year old.The photo of the 74-year-old Manson was taken Wednesday as part of a routine update of files on inmates at Corcoran State Prison, where he is serving a life sentence for conspiring to murder seven people,Trivia: That tattoo on his head was originally an X, but he later converted it into a swastika."Via: http://thejaywalkblog.com

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"Bathroom Perv Catches Himself in the ActMar 19th 2009By Matt GlazebrookHave you seen this creep? Well, if you've been hanging around public bathrooms in New Paltz, N.Y., he may have seen you. Or at least, parts of you.Police are looking for a 6-foot-tall bespectacled man in his late 30s with a beard and ponytail, after he left a tiny video recorder in the unisex bathroom of a New Paltz

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A WOMAN has woven an entire wardrobe of clothes out of her own hair, after growing it for more than 50 years.Ioana Cioanca, 71, has created everything from a hat to a skirt from her 40-inch-long tresses.She told the Austrian Times. “I have nine items – a hat, a shawl, a skirt, a blouse, a raincoat, a purse, a handbag and a pair of gloves.“They are all slightly different colours because of course

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I'm not entirely sure where this is located, but it's a great car safety ad. It's also a great place to steal an oversized slingshot.

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The Inuit people of Alaska have a distinct version of ice cream. It's not creamy ice cream as we know it, but a concoction made from reindeer fat or tallow, seal oil, freshly fallen snow or water, fresh berries, and sometimes ground fish. Air is whipped in by hand so that it slowly cools into foam. They call this Arctic treat akutaq, aqutuk, ackutuk, or Eskimo ice cream. Akutaq is a Yupik word

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An unlucky driver ran over a mattress but decided to keep driving. In his pursuit to continue, the mattress ultimately whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank. The subsequent lack of fuel is what brought the vehicle to a standstill.The driver managed to drive 30 more miles before he pulled over to the side of the road– even with 60 lbs of tangled coil springs wrapped around the

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* Murphy's toddlers laws**When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.*When you want them to walk they will want to be carried.*When you bring the stroller they will want to walk.*When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.*The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.*The more potential a food has for stains the more

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Beautiful panorama picture of Ahu Tongariki, the largest Ahu on Rapa Nui (Easter Island). Its Moai (monolithic human figures carved from rock) were toppled during the island's civil wars and in the twentieth century the Ahu was swept inland by a tidal wave.It has since been restored and has 15 Moai including an 86 tonne moai that was the heaviest ever erected on the island. Scroll down the page

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A couple has driven 170 kilometres from South Africa's famous Kruger National Park with a highly venomous spitting cobra in their car, a local newspaper reports.Gordon Parratt, 69, felt the 85 centimetre snake wind itself around his leg while he was driving.At first he thought an insect had brushed his leg and swiped it away, but when he looked down he saw the snake next to his left foot, the

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A car that had been parked for several days and had been ticketed seven times by police was finally noticed, and a dead man was found inside seated face-forward on the passenger side of the back seat, fully clothed and had the car’s ignition key in his possession. A loaded pistol was found inside the trunk of the car.

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Have you ever been to a restaurant where you can decide how much you want to pay for the cost of your meal? It may sound like a recipe for certain failure, but that’s how a handful of restaurants around the world operate, including Denver, Colorado’s So All May Eat (SAME) Café. At the Denver eatery, wealthy diners rub elbows with the homeless, all taking the time to enjoy the café’s delicious

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When will i see the flash though?

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If noone has never tried these Chocolate / hazel nut cubes of pure delight, you have been missing out. I cannot find them anywhere except online anymore. They are not minty at all but you can feel coolness when you pop them in your mouth. They remind me of a truffle in texture, milky smooth. Now I have made my own mouth water!

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A student is facing legal charges for ’stealing electricity’ worth less than $0.01 at a train station in Germany.23-year-old Jan Michael Ihl plugged his laptop into a socket at an abandoned stand inside the train station. He was going to look up the address of a hostel in Kassel where he was staying at.As he got out of the train station three police officers stopped and arrested him for “

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I have seen this before but I still get a chuckle out of it.

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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir . But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several

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I wouldn't personally choose an onion as a home.I’d actually rather live in something a little more sweet, like a blackberry for instance.See more kooky homes at Funny Real Estate Photos .

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These people belong in the just plain nuts category!

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This question sounds asinine but having a monkey as a logo this subject actually comes up a lot. So I went to Wiki- answers to research this and these are the results I found.Q.Why do monkeys or apes at the zoo throw their feces?A.Wouldn't you if you were caged up and had monkeys staring at you all day! They are ticked off! Don't get too close to the cage because they will try and pee on you as

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Xander of Colaplaza is an avid collector of Coca-Cola cans. He now has over 8,000 different Coke cans. Check out his Wall of Coke Cans here: LinkAnd from Neatorama: 25 Strangest Collection on the Web

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Vida e caffe, have for some time now - offered advertising via coffee mug tags in their stores.The latest is for the jewelery chain American Swiss, who are offering a tryout of a 230- carat diamond ring with your morning cuppa joe.This could however lead from fun and games - to discussions of a more serious nature, while you are trying to enjoy your full-aroma morning break. So be warned.

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CNN) -- At a friend's sleepover more than a year ago, 14-year-old Phillip Swartley pocketed change from unlocked vehicles in the neighborhood to buy chips and soft drinks. The cops caught him.Former Luzerne county President Judge Mark Ciavarella pleaded guilty, faces prison and was disbarred.There was no need for an attorney, said Phillip's mother, Amy Swartley, who thought at most, the judge

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Friendship, Men vs. Women: Friendship Among Women:A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. Not one of them knew anything about it.Friendship Among Men:A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her

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Hope you can buy or borrow an opened tool to unpack the one made solely for the purpose of opening a packaged one...Dang I need an aspirin now.

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There are over 4 million babies born in the United States every year. Out of those 4 million, it’s estimated that between 12 to 18 of them are stolen from the hospital they were born in. It’s an ultra-small percentage of the whole, but it’s a big deal when it happens, so many hospitals are now using a new product to make sure no babies get taken from their maternity ward.It’s basically an

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“Want to write something good for the cinema?”Advertising Agency: Red Cell, Milan, ItalyCreative Directors: Roberto Vella, Stefano LongoniArt Director: Paola BussaCopywriter: Simona LaudisaPhotographer: Mauro Turatti

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“Don’t be lost in the weird world of investments.”Advertising Agency: Leo Burnett, São Paulo, BrazilCreative Director: Ruy LindenbergArt Director: Breno BalbinoCopywriter: Fábio NaganoIllustrator: Tiago Hoisel

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