The Horoscope Generator
The Horoscope Generator will forecast your future, based on a diagram of the aspect of the planets and stars at a given moment. Click your sign and get your horoscope for today.I'm a Virgo and the Horoscope Generator says:You will fart in front of a large group today. You aren't as attractive as your driver's license indicates. Someone will spit in your taco. You will have a chance encounter with romance today so take a bath for god's sake.