Friday, October 31, 2008



"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." (George Burns)



Betcha she can do both.

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What Search Engine Do You Use?

The only 2 I am currently using are Yahoo and Google. Do any of you have a favorite?

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IF YOU GOT HERE FROM YAHOO 360 A SPECIAL THANK-YOU!!


AND TO ALL MY READERS KNOWN OR ANONYMOUS I WOULD LIKE TO THANK-YOU TOO~
*HAPPY HALLOWEEN*

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Dionne Sextuplets and Spearmint Gum ads




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~AWwwwwww Caspar Cat~


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*Halloween Linkage*



















Mechanical Witch

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*Happy Hairdoween*
















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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

It's Frankie Time

Q: What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? A: Daddy.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?A: His ghoul friend.
Q.Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?A. He had a crush on her.
Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? A: I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.



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Roasted Pumpkin Seeds

How to Roast Pumpkin Seeds
1.Rinse pumpkin seeds under cold water and pick out the pulp and strings. (This is easiest just after you've removed the seeds from the pumpkin, before the pulp has dried.)
2.Place the pumpkin seeds in a single layer on an oiled baking sheet, stirring to coat. If you prefer, omit the oil and coat with non-stick cooking spray.
3.Sprinkle with salt and bake at 325 degrees F until toasted, about 25 minutes, checking and stirring after 10 minutes.
4.Let cool and store in an air-tight container.
Then the bestest part ~EAT THEM!!

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I Need Suggestions Please~

I am recovering slowly from abdominal surgery and really need some recommendations for over-the-counter pain medications.
I was on Vicodin but want something less addictive. Any suggestions for back, muscle , and shoulder relief would be much appreciated. Ty in advance.
The tummy pain has subsided but other gremlins have taken over. Maybe it is an early Halloween not so special gift to me. I definitely should have yelled Treat instead of Trick but I am quite the prankster at times. It all came back to *haunt* me though.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Let's Go Batty

Chased by a coffin

A man is walking home alone late on Halloween night.
It's dark, and the streetlights are out. Suddenly, he hears
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
Behind him. He walks faster, but the sound keeps coming.
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
Worried he is being followed, he glances behind him and through the darkness, and he can just see an upright coffin.
No one seems to be holding the coffin; it's just bumping down the street behind him.
The man is scared. He's sure it's following him! In an effort to shake it off, her turns a corner. To his relief, the sound stops. He keeps walking but before a minute has passed, he hears the familiar sound behind him again:
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
He is terrified! He starts to run towards his home, but the faster he runs, the faster the coffin bounces along behind him!
Bumpity BUMP!
Bumpity BUMP!
Bumpity BUMP!
He pushes open his front gate, and runs up the path, fumbling for his keys. The coffin reaches the gate and effortlessly pushes it open. It's right behind him!!!
Finally his shaking hands manage to unlock his front door. He has no time to slam it behind him; the coffin is right on his heels! He rushes up the stairs, praying the coffin cannot climb after him.
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
The coffin pauses at the bottom of the stairs. The man breathes a sigh of relief but ...
clappity BUMP...
clappity BUMP...
clappity BUMP...
The coffin is now climbing the stairs behind him. He runs to the bathroom perhaps he can lock himself in there! His heart pounds and his lungs hurt with the exertion of running for his life! He has only just latched the bathroom door when ...
CRASH!!!
The coffin breaks through the bathroom door!
What can he do? The coffin is nearly upon him! He reaches out for something heavy that he can throw at the coffin, and his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of cough syrup.
Desperately, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the coffin and
...........
...........
(Wait for it)
...........
...........
..........finally the coffin stops!!

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Witches and warlocks
in dastardly flight,

Witches and warlocks

in dastardly flight,

and all sorts of things

that went bump in the night...



and all sorts of things
that went bump in the night...







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Monday, October 20, 2008

Granny and her big gazongas ~Very Funny

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

What a Rip-Off


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Halloween is Coming~Ghost Towns

7 Scary Ghost Towns: Eternal Remnants From Abandonment, Death and Destruction

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Today's Cuteness


(image via Cute Overload)Read the heart-breaking story of Rupert here.

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Juicy Linkage

ExoFly: flapping winged aerobot - [fascinating]Inside Dubai's Labor Camps - [thought-provoking]Seven days that shook the world - [an overview]Liquids in Space (with video) - [science]Kinetic Sculptures of Theo Jansen - [cool art]

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Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhh



THIS PROVES WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD ALL ALONG~~
THERE REALLY ARE BED BUGS~~
GASP!!!

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