Heard Of a Smoking Gun Perhaps But What about This?

http://www.folloder.com/pix/clips/smokingmonkey.swf I think you just might get a
smile from this~If not well ~HMMMmmmmmmm you are unfunny !

Is Pollen Like Catnip For Bees?

Every Fly Has It's Day

Breakups are hard at any stage in life!

Rare Chinese Monkey Picked Tea
Legend says that over ten centuries ago, upon seeing his master pick tea leaves, a monkey climbed up and collected the leaves and brought them down for his master.
Whether it be legend or simply a cheaper form of labor, the story has turned into a rare product that you can purchase and enjoy.
Monkey Picked Tea is a rare tea that is carefully picked by specially trained monkeys in a remote mountain region of China.

For my Birthday I

asked my husband for earrings .

I should

have been more specific I suppose!

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:





1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.



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Virgo's Daily Funscope:

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Excellent day to just walk down the street, going "Doo wah ditty, ditty dum ditty doo." I'd stop short of taking a walk on the wild side, though.

A Little On The Rude Side

Playdoh Recipe

2
cups flour
1/2
cup salt
1
tablespoon cream of tartar
1
teaspoon cooking oil
2
cups water
food coloring

Place in saucepan.
cook over moderate heat for 5 minutes.
store in plastic bag in fridge.