Here's the reason why Asian kids are so far

ahead of students in other countries. My opinion is this:Not worth it!

Halloween Creepiness

The World's Creepiest Places

20 very funny and amusing facts that you didnt know about!
1. To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
2. SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
3. The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
4. Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
5. The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
6. In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
7. The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
8. Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
9. Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.
10. In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models' turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing of metal.
11. Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
12. Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
13. Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
14. Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
15. Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
16. In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
17. The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
18. The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
19. Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
20. Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

And Now You Know~Ha Ha!

Cute Quartet

I guess bird's carol at Halloween time.Wonder if

they are singing the "Birdie Mash"?Maybe
"ROCKIN' ROBIN".

"Don't Swallow"

Undies Can Be Your Best ASS et

Some Not So Hot Mug Shots

Knock, knockWho’s there?Adolf Adolf who?Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket."Keep it," the cop said. "When you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Right Now...

- somebody is very proud of you.

- somebody is thinking of you.-

somebody is caring about you.-

somebody misses you.-

somebody wants to talk to you.-

somebody wants to be with you.-

somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.-

somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.-

somebody wants to hold your hand.-

somebody hopes everything turns out all right.-

somebody wants you to be happy.-

somebody wants you to find him/her.

- somebody is celebrating your successes.-

somebody wants to give you a gift.-

somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.-

somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot-

somebody wants to hug you.-

somebody loves you.-

somebody wishes you would lavish them with small things.-

somebody admires your strength.-

somebody is thinking of you and smiling.-

somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.-

somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.-

somebody thinks the world of you.-

somebody wants to protect you.-

somebody would do anything for you.-

somebody wants to be forgiven.-

somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.-

somebody wants to laugh with you all night long about old times.-

somebody remembers you fondly and wishes that you were there.-

somebody is praising God for you.-

somebody needs to know that your love is unconditional.-

somebody values your advice.-

somebody wants to tell you how much they care.-

somebody wants to stay up all night watching old movies with you.-

somebody wants to share their dreams with you.-

somebody wants to hold you in their arms.-

somebody wants YOU to hold them in your arms.-

somebody treasures your spirit.