"Drop Dead"

Bored teen girl (between snapping her chewing gum): “Yeah–I’m looking for this book, When I Drop Dead?”
Me: “I can’t seem to find it in the system. Do you know who the author is?”
Bored teen girl: “I dunno. Flooker or Flocker or something.”
*A light goes on in my head*
Me: “Do you mean AS I LAY DYING, by WILLIAM FAULKNER??”
Her: *explosive sigh* “Yeah. Whatever. That.”