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~Comparing Email To A Penis~

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It’s more fun when it’s up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
4. If you don’t apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
3. If you use it too much, you’ll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
1. If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

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This dog smells twice as bad as a normal dog!Why? Because he has

2 noses.

I Like This Man's Thinking..................

Aug 12 1869
In San Francisco, Emperor Norton I issues a stern edict outlawing both the Republican and Democratic political parties. Violators face a prison term of five-to-ten years.

Becky Carter who takes the most horrifying picturs of girls with their eyes so wide it’s almost Villiage of the Damned. Would you like an example? How about four?

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May Angels rest beside your door.May you hear Their voices sing.May you feel Their loving care for you.May you hear Their peace bells ring.May Angels always care for youAnd not let you trip and fall.May They bear you up on Angel's wings.May They keep you standing tall. May They whisper wisdom in your ear.May They touch you when you need.May They remove from you each trace of fear.May They keep you from feeling greed. May They fill you with their presence.May They always stand besides youAnd make you ever bold.May They teach you what you need to knowAbout life here and hereafter.May They fill you always with their loveAnd give you the gift of laughter.