* * * * * * * * *Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room watching a programme about old age.I said to her, ' I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine to keep me alive and taking fluids directly from a bottle.If that ever happens, just pull the plug'.She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.
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