Tuesday, January 29, 2008
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Monday, January 28, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
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15 Best Things In Life
1.Falling in love.
2.Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3.A hot shower.
4.No lines at the Super Wal-Mart.
5.A special glance.
6.Getting mail.
7.Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8.Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9.Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10.Hot towels out of the dryer.
11.Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
12.Chocolate milkshake.
13.A long distance phone call.
14.A bubble bath.
15.Giggling.
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Saturday, January 26, 2008
This Link May Be One Of the most Awesome On The Planet
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Friday, January 25, 2008
Why I Quit My Last Job
Responsibility makes me nervous.
Being in trouble with the law, I moved quite frequently.
In my last position, got nowhere as part of a 60-person herd.
I did not give the company my full effort and received no chance of advancement in return. Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping.
I have never quit a job. My last employer insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions.
Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers.
Maturity leave
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
You Know It's Time To Diet When......
You dance and it makes the band skip.
You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
You disappear and they have to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.
You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
You could sell shade.
Your blood type is Ragu.
You need an appointment to attend an "open house".
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
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If your birthday is on ......
Scroll down to find out about your nature
December 23rd - January 1st
Red
January 2nd - January 11th
Orange
January 12th - January 24th
Yellow
January 25th - February 3
! Pink
February 4th - February 8th
Blue
February 9th - February 18th
Green
February 19th - February 28th
Brown
March1st - Match 10th
Aqua
March 11 - March 20th
Lime
March 21 st
Black
March 22 nd - March 31st
Purple
April 1st - April 10th
Navy
April 11th - April 20th
Silver
April 21st - April 30th
White
May 2nd - May 14th
Blue
May 15th - May 24th
Gold
May 25th - June 3rd
Cream
June 4th - June13th
Gray
June 14 - June 23rd
Maroon
June 24th
Gray
June 25 - July 4th
Red
July 5th - July 14th
Orange
July 15th - July 25 th
Yellow
July 26th - August 4 th
Pink
August 5th - August 13th
Blue
August 14th - August 23rd
Green
August 24 - September 2nd
Brown
September 3rd - September12th
Aqua
September 13th - September 22nd
Lime
September 23rd
Olive
September 24th - October 3rd
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Purple
October 4th - October 13th
Nave
October 14th - October 23rd
Silver
October 24 - November 11th
White
November 12th - November 21st
Gold
November 22nd - December1st
Cream
December 2nd - December11th
Gray
December 12th - December 21st
Maroon
December 22nd
Teal
RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.
CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.
TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precise! ly, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.
GREY
You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.
GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.
GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.
PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.
YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the rig! ht choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.
MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.
PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular! between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.
LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.
SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.
WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.
OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.
BROWN
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.
BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.
NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.
AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.
BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that w! ay for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.
ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.
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Odd Magazine Covers
I may be wrong but that doesn't look like a baseball!
Behind every good man.......
Don't send photos to your ex!
Or this woman!
Just plain creepy!
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Sunday, January 20, 2008
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"Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week."--Maggie Kuhn
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Saturday, January 19, 2008
The Library of Congress recently found four photographs of the crowd at President Abraham Lincoln’s second inauguration on March 4, 1865. The negatives of the photos had been mislabeled! In this picture, Lincoln is at the podium, almost in the middle, not wearing his stovepipe hat. Link
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Friday, January 18, 2008
Do You Lean To The Left, Right, Or Middle?
You Are a Moderate Mama |
You're not overly political, and your views fall more with the American mainstream. In fact, it may be difficult for you to decide who to vote for at times! Your approach to politics is reasoned and well though out. |
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1,000 th post on MM Yayyyyyyyyy!!!Lucky Ladybug
The insect known as a ladybug is something of a study in contrasts. They were called “ladybirds” in England long before LBJ’s wife made the name famous. They’re beetles, yet folks don’t cringe and squeal when one lands on them as they might do if a Junebug or boll weevil did. No, ladybugs are harmless little Volkswagen-shaped bugs with pretty red bodies and black spots that somehow make them seem … well, cute.
Despite their name, there are (of course) male ladybugs, but only entomologists can tell the difference at a glance. Legend has it that the Coccinella septempunctata got its feminine name back in the Middle Ages, when farmers prayed to the Virgin Mary to spare their crops from an invasion of pests. The red beetle with the black spots appeared to devour the offending insects, and they became known as “Our Lady’s Beetles.” On a more scientific note, ladybugs developed their distinctive coloring as a protective device. Their blood is said to be distasteful and even toxic to many predators. Over time, carnivorous insects have learned that “red bug equals nasty taste.”
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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