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Reminds me of that Chipmunk's

song.

It Takes A Steady Hand and Loads Of Talent

Crayola Artist - Don Marco
Don Marco was born in Northern Minnesota in the late 1920's. His interest in art was evident even before starting school. As a young adult in the Army Air Corp, he began his life's career in Air Traffic Control, which continued until his retirement from Honolulu International Airport in 1973. Much of his spare time was spent as a professional artist. Before retirement, Don started developing a technique to create fine art using Crayola Crayons. Shortly after retiring he published his first print. Living in Southern California, his work was in demand including commissions from Burt Reynolds and a one-man show at his Dinner Theater in Florida. Amazing work don't you agree?

A pelican's throat or urinal?You decide.

Even Polar Bears Get The Blues~AWwww

Mom Is Santa??

* * * * * * * * *Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room watching a programme about old age.I said to her, ' I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine to keep me alive and taking fluids directly from a bottle.If that ever happens, just pull the plug'.She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.
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Cute Japanese Commercial For Green Tea

~Operation For Underwear Thief~

Nughty pooch Taffy needed emergency surgery to remove a pair of underpants from his tummy — the 40th pair he has gobbled up.
The Springer Spaniel pup got the kids’ briefs stuck in his stomach after finding them on the floor. His owner also — a vet — performed the two-hour op.
The 18-month-old Taffy has also eaten 300 socks, 15 pairs of shoes and a Mercedes key fob.
He added: “Nine times out of ten nature takes its course, but this time he was in discomfort.”

The owner's wife says,
“No matter where I hide underwear, he finds it.”

A Cute Childhood Belief

My mom would let me play with Play-Doh sometimes when I was little. When I was finished playing, I would pack the Play-Doh in its container. My mom would always warn me to put the lid on tight, so "the Play-Doh won't draw ants." I always wondered how in the heck my blob of Play-Doh could draw pictures of ants.~Bill.

Some People Never Grow Up~

For Lazy Kids
This kind of takes the fun out of building a snowman: Snowman-in-a-Box.
Building a real snowman can be fun but what happens if you're not able to properly accessorize him?!? Well, this Snowman-in-a-Box kit will make sure all your hard work pays off. Kit includes a pipe, top hat, scarf & more.
Apparently, "more" is two black buttons and a plastic carrot.
When you click on the link above, you will be astounded at all the other cool junk they have to offer.

Pool Ball Rings
There are interesting: Numbered Pool Ball Ring.
This ring is hand carved from a used pool ball. As every ring I make is a one of a kind, no two are identical and the dimensions will vary.
I can make yours in sizes 5-10, and can carve it from whichever pool ball in the set strikes your fancy, from 1-15. Just note your preferred size and number in the notes to seller.
$160 each.

Making a scarecrow is great fun and can add to the appearance of the garden, as well as keep the birds away.Have fun with the link!

All I want for Christmas is a 400$ glass sculpture of an octopus. See~ isn't she lovely?

WHOO Put Your Face on a bill too!Yup this is the kooky face behind "Malted Monkey".The Personalized Money Generator

An Interesting Find

Mexicans have an amazing assortment of educational teaching tools/toys. They are really fantastic and unlike the United States not everything is branded like crazy. Wood toys were popular and of course the Mexican teaching posters and there were many fantastic model kits and Styrofoam teaching toys. I'd love to speak with a teacher to find out at what age the mouth is used and also in what class? There is a chart on the back detailing the different teeth and other parts of the mouth. A little bit strange...

Here's the reason why Asian kids are so far

ahead of students in other countries. My opinion is this:Not worth it!

Halloween Creepiness

The World's Creepiest Places

20 very funny and amusing facts that you didnt know about!
1. To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
2. SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
3. The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
4. Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
5. The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
6. In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
7. The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
8. Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
9. Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.
10. In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models' turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing of metal.
11. Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
12. Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
13. Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
14. Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
15. Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
16. In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
17. The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
18. The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
19. Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
20. Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

And Now You Know~Ha Ha!

Cute Quartet

I guess bird's carol at Halloween time.Wonder if

they are singing the "Birdie Mash"?Maybe
"ROCKIN' ROBIN".

"Don't Swallow"

Undies Can Be Your Best ASS et

Some Not So Hot Mug Shots

Knock, knockWho’s there?Adolf Adolf who?Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket."Keep it," the cop said. "When you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Right Now...

- somebody is very proud of you.

- somebody is thinking of you.-

somebody is caring about you.-

somebody misses you.-

somebody wants to talk to you.-

somebody wants to be with you.-

somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.-

somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.-

somebody wants to hold your hand.-

somebody hopes everything turns out all right.-

somebody wants you to be happy.-

somebody wants you to find him/her.

- somebody is celebrating your successes.-

somebody wants to give you a gift.-

somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.-

somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot-

somebody wants to hug you.-

somebody loves you.-

somebody wishes you would lavish them with small things.-

somebody admires your strength.-

somebody is thinking of you and smiling.-

somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.-

somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.-

somebody thinks the world of you.-

somebody wants to protect you.-

somebody would do anything for you.-

somebody wants to be forgiven.-

somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.-

somebody wants to laugh with you all night long about old times.-

somebody remembers you fondly and wishes that you were there.-

somebody is praising God for you.-

somebody needs to know that your love is unconditional.-

somebody values your advice.-

somebody wants to tell you how much they care.-

somebody wants to stay up all night watching old movies with you.-

somebody wants to share their dreams with you.-

somebody wants to hold you in their arms.-

somebody wants YOU to hold them in your arms.-

somebody treasures your spirit.