Heard Of a Smoking Gun Perhaps But What about This?

http://www.folloder.com/pix/clips/smokingmonkey.swf I think you just might get a
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Is Pollen Like Catnip For Bees?

Every Fly Has It's Day

Breakups are hard at any stage in life!

Rare Chinese Monkey Picked Tea
Legend says that over ten centuries ago, upon seeing his master pick tea leaves, a monkey climbed up and collected the leaves and brought them down for his master.
Whether it be legend or simply a cheaper form of labor, the story has turned into a rare product that you can purchase and enjoy.
Monkey Picked Tea is a rare tea that is carefully picked by specially trained monkeys in a remote mountain region of China.

For my Birthday I

asked my husband for earrings .

I should

have been more specific I suppose!

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:





1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.



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Virgo's Daily Funscope:

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Excellent day to just walk down the street, going "Doo wah ditty, ditty dum ditty doo." I'd stop short of taking a walk on the wild side, though.

A Little On The Rude Side

Playdoh Recipe

2
cups flour
1/2
cup salt
1
tablespoon cream of tartar
1
teaspoon cooking oil
2
cups water
food coloring

Place in saucepan.
cook over moderate heat for 5 minutes.
store in plastic bag in fridge.

There's a new movie at our local theater called

"Attack Of The Killer Lumber Yard". These people were told to stay away but did they listen?Heck NOOOOoooooo!

~Comparing Email To A Penis~

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It’s more fun when it’s up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
4. If you don’t apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
3. If you use it too much, you’ll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
1. If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

~Here's Some Weirdness~

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This dog smells twice as bad as a normal dog!Why? Because he has

2 noses.

I Like This Man's Thinking..................

Aug 12 1869
In San Francisco, Emperor Norton I issues a stern edict outlawing both the Republican and Democratic political parties. Violators face a prison term of five-to-ten years.

Becky Carter who takes the most horrifying picturs of girls with their eyes so wide it’s almost Villiage of the Damned. Would you like an example? How about four?

This is a still from Villiage of the Damned if you haven’t seen it.

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May Angels rest beside your door.May you hear Their voices sing.May you feel Their loving care for you.May you hear Their peace bells ring.May Angels always care for youAnd not let you trip and fall.May They bear you up on Angel's wings.May They keep you standing tall. May They whisper wisdom in your ear.May They touch you when you need.May They remove from you each trace of fear.May They keep you from feeling greed. May They fill you with their presence.May They always stand besides youAnd make you ever bold.May They teach you what you need to knowAbout life here and hereafter.May They fill you always with their loveAnd give you the gift of laughter.

~Things That Irritate Sane People~

A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.
A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio, but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.
People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
When you need a salesperson, you can never find one.
You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.
You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it.
You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

Sorry about not posting in a while.
Been having major problems with the dsl system I am
on. I am hoping the bugs will be worked out soon.