Friday Fun

Here's Zip But I would have called him Zippy

Because I would have loved him more

than any other child (brat) would have!!

My Love For Monkeys

Ever since I can remember ,

all my wish list consisted of was

getting a monkey.

I wanted Zippy the stuffed monkey first because

he was dressed cute and

had awesome white boots/shoes.

I didnt recieve him but it was okay,

since a few years later

I saw Clancy , the skating monkey on a TV ad .

Love at first sight!

Wow not only was he clothed, but he could

roller skate and hold my hand.

I begged all year long but once again Santa didnt deliver.

I got a bride doll instead and within a month she looked like Venus De Milo, because this brat child (ME)broke her arms off.

There was no replacement for Clancy-

WAAAAaa! WAaaaaa! WAAAAaaaa!

Thanks to Ebay I now have a mint-conditioned,

still in box, Clancy monkey on it's way to

Alaska.

Take that Santa Claus !

Here's a video to show Clancy in all his

awesome glory!Funny though,

I don't remember hearing the

gear noises when i was a kid . HMmm!

Abba Dabba Monkey Song

Goats Do Eat Anything - Even Robot Ones

Unlucky gamblers at the Edogawa Kyotei boat race course in Tokyo have a new way to ease their frustrations after botching a bet — they can feed their losing tickets to a robotic goat. Edogawa Kyotei enlisted the help of the ticket-munching robo-goat at the end of last month in an effort to reduce litter inside the facility. The 1.6-meter tall Rocky Mountain goat, which has a thick coat of white fur and ticket-detecting sensors in its mouth, devours about 500 tickets per day — many of which would otherwise end up on the floor. The goatkeeper says, “It eats up your frustrations so that you will have better luck with the next race.”
[Source: Asahi]

On The Light Side

For When Unwanted Guests Arrive

Monkey Models

Funny Monkey Show

When Malted Monkeys Attack-

give them back their bananas!

If A Hippie Had Won The Election***

Who Will Win?

Lost Gramma Aisle 3

Amazing Garden Sculptures

Guess Who Was Spotted Over the Weekend?

Thers no need to fear Ghost dog is Hereeeeeeeee

Grandparents can be embarrassing too

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." (George Burns)

Betcha she can do both.

What Search Engine Do You Use?

The only 2 I am currently using are Yahoo and Google. Do any of you have a favorite?

IF YOU GOT HERE FROM YAHOO 360 A SPECIAL THANK-YOU!!

AND TO ALL MY READERS KNOWN OR ANONYMOUS I WOULD LIKE TO THANK-YOU TOO~

*HAPPY HALLOWEEN*

Dionne Sextuplets and Spearmint Gum ads

~AWwwwwww Caspar Cat~

*Halloween Linkage*

Top Ten Worst Halloween 'Candies'

The Coolest Halloween Pumpkins I've Ever Seen!

34 Geeky Pumpkin Faces

Carve Your Own Halloween Pumpkin

Halloween: Around The World

Halloween History: the Real OriginsHalloween

Ten Epic Halloween Costumes

Haunted Paper Toys

Halloween on a Budget
Insanely intricate pumpkin carvings

Halloween Treats: The Big List of Halloween Videos.

Top 10 Star Wars Pumpkin Carvings

Halloween Costumes for your I-Pod

Halloween Tattoos

Biblical Proof Indicating That Jesus Was Born On October 31st

How to Crash Satan's Birthday Party and Ruin Halloween

A Successful Halloween Supper Party

"Bewitched"

Mechanical Witch

Make a Robotic Snap-O-Lantern!

*Happy Hairdoween*

It's Frankie Time

Q: What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? A: Daddy.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?A: His ghoul friend.
Q.Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?A. He had a crush on her.
Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? A: I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

Roasted Pumpkin Seeds

How to Roast Pumpkin Seeds
1.Rinse pumpkin seeds under cold water and pick out the pulp and strings. (This is easiest just after you've removed the seeds from the pumpkin, before the pulp has dried.)
2.Place the pumpkin seeds in a single layer on an oiled baking sheet, stirring to coat. If you prefer, omit the oil and coat with non-stick cooking spray.
3.Sprinkle with salt and bake at 325 degrees F until toasted, about 25 minutes, checking and stirring after 10 minutes.
4.Let cool and store in an air-tight container.
Then the bestest part ~EAT THEM!!

I Need Suggestions Please~

I am recovering slowly from abdominal surgery and really need some recommendations for over-the-counter pain medications.
I was on Vicodin but want something less addictive. Any suggestions for back, muscle , and shoulder relief would be much appreciated. Ty in advance.
The tummy pain has subsided but other gremlins have taken over. Maybe it is an early Halloween not so special gift to me. I definitely should have yelled Treat instead of Trick but I am quite the prankster at times. It all came back to *haunt* me though.

Let's Go Batty

Chased by a coffin

A man is walking home alone late on Halloween night.
It's dark, and the streetlights are out. Suddenly, he hears
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
Behind him. He walks faster, but the sound keeps coming.
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
Worried he is being followed, he glances behind him and through the darkness, and he can just see an upright coffin.
No one seems to be holding the coffin; it's just bumping down the street behind him.
The man is scared. He's sure it's following him! In an effort to shake it off, her turns a corner. To his relief, the sound stops. He keeps walking but before a minute has passed, he hears the familiar sound behind him again:
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
He is terrified! He starts to run towards his home, but the faster he runs, the faster the coffin bounces along behind him!
Bumpity BUMP!
Bumpity BUMP!
Bumpity BUMP!
He pushes open his front gate, and runs up the path, fumbling for his keys. The coffin reaches the gate and effortlessly pushes it open. It's right behind him!!!
Finally his shaking hands manage to unlock his front door. He has no time to slam it behind him; the coffin is right on his heels! He rushes up the stairs, praying the coffin cannot climb after him.
BUMP!
BUMP!
BUMP!
The coffin pauses at the bottom of the stairs. The man breathes a sigh of relief but ...
clappity BUMP...
clappity BUMP...
clappity BUMP...
The coffin is now climbing the stairs behind him. He runs to the bathroom perhaps he can lock himself in there! His heart pounds and his lungs hurt with the exertion of running for his life! He has only just latched the bathroom door when ...
CRASH!!!
The coffin breaks through the bathroom door!
What can he do? The coffin is nearly upon him! He reaches out for something heavy that he can throw at the coffin, and his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of cough syrup.
Desperately, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the coffin and
...........
...........
(Wait for it)
...........
...........
..........finally the coffin stops!!

Witches and warlocks
in dastardly flight,

Witches and warlocks in dastardly flight, and all sorts of things that went bump in the night...

and all sorts of things
that went bump in the night...

Granny and her big gazongas ~Very Funny

What a Rip-Off

Halloween is Coming~Ghost Towns

7 Scary Ghost Towns: Eternal Remnants From Abandonment, Death and Destruction

Today's Cuteness

(image via Cute Overload)Read the heart-breaking story of Rupert here.

Juicy Linkage

ExoFly: flapping winged aerobot - [fascinating]Inside Dubai's Labor Camps - [thought-provoking]Seven days that shook the world - [an overview]Liquids in Space (with video) - [science]Kinetic Sculptures of Theo Jansen - [cool art]

Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhh

THIS PROVES WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD ALL ALONG~~

THERE REALLY ARE BED BUGS~~

GASP!!!