~~~Welcome to the world of the Malted monkey. Just as the title doesn't make sense, neither do I at most times.I do know what I want in life though and go with great gusto to obtain it.Boredom is a rarity to me as it seems everything i touch, see, or smell has some meaning to me.I get tired of one thing such as reading, I switch to drawing, from drawing to writing, writing to web surfing, web-surfing to something else. Find what you like even jig saw puzzles doesn't matter just take time to do it.

I'm not a big T.V. or movie fan as I would rather be learning or creating something.Even if it's just making postcards from an old cereal box and images from magazines, it keeps my mind and hands busy and I enjoy it.
I have had one of the hardest live's beyond anyone's wildest imagination and instead of being in a dark hole I chose to see life as a true gift. I fight everyday for my sanity as many people do; the difference is I use mine to my advantage. This is the mind and body I have on this earth and I will be danged if depression, anxiety, panic attacks, whatever are going to keep me from enjoying life.
If my blogging can help just one person enjoy life more I will be one very happy camper. One person can make a difference in the world~I am a living testimonial to that fact.

Coffee Guide by the Signs~~~~A shot of Astrological insight ...(coffee, anyone?)

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  Aries: First in line, first out the door -- a triple shot of espresso, and the Ram is off and running.
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  Taurus: Cappucino -- earthy simplicity wrapped in luxury for the ruler of the material world.
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  Gemini: Always of two opinions (and more than ready to share them), Gemini settles on a double latte -- half decaf, half regular.
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  Cancer: Cozy Cancer is right at home with a mocha -- all the comfort of cocoa.
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  Leo: Perfect presentation with enough kick to get the whole group going: macchiato.
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  Virgo: Precision is the only way: Virgo prefers Caffe Americano (regular house coffee is not an acceptable substitute).
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  Libra: No need to tip the scales -- Libra strikes a balance with Café au Lait.
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  Scorpio: Never prone to self-denial, Scorpio opts for all the sensuality of a breve latte -- one can barely taste the coffee, but isn't subtlety the name of the game?
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  Sagittarius: An iced caramel latte in the dead of winter seems correct to the Zodiac's thrill seeker.
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  Capricorn: Always efficient, Capricorn has found that a shot of espresso in one's coffee gets the job done ... and then some.
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  Aquarius: Organic raspberry tea is a refreshing alternative to coffee -- it transcends the boundaries of modern society, deeming caffeine unnecessary.
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  Pisces: Someday, Chai will replace coffee entirely, and Pisces will be ahead of us all -- meanwhile, they can sit back calmly, ready to ride the wave of the future.

Easier than spinach: Bodybuilders puff up with Popeye' oil jab.
BODYBUILDERS seeking more impressive physiques are turning themselves into living versions of the cartoon character Popeye by injecting a form of synthetic oil into their muscles...
The substance, produced by various companies but known colloquially as synthol, binds with the muscle fibres creating a freakish, bloated appearance. Without any weight training, recipients of the injections can end up with arms larger than their legs.
Synthol is said to be attracting the interest of British gym-goers looking for instant "bulk" and unconcerned about any associated health risks.
For more, check out the Snythol Photo Gallery.

My Friend Was A Guest At Dragon Con 2006~Am I Cool HUH??

Dragon*Con was launched in 1987, as a project of a local science fiction and gaming group, the Dragon Alliance of Gamers and Role-Players (DAGR), founded by Ed Kramer. In 1990, Dragon Con launched the Atlanta Comics Expo and the Georgia Fantasy Convention, both of which are now part of the annual multi-media popular arts event that crosses over into fantasy, horror, gaming, comics, and gothic culture with broad ranges which extend from books, art, and film to computer animation, special effects, and music.

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Celebrity guests meet with their fans to sign autographs on the DragonCon 2005 "Walk of Fame."
The 4-day event comprises approximately 850 hours of panels, seminars, demonstrations, and workshops, with over 30 specialized programming tracks that include writing, art, gaming, NASA space science, robotics, filk, costuming, Star Trek, Star Wars, Stargate, X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anne McCaffrey's Pern, Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time, J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings, MST3K, British and American SF television, New Zealand's The Tribe, Gothic Shadows (focusing on gothic culture and dark fantasy), the Dragon*Con Independent Short Film Festival,and various others which appear when specific Guests of Honor attend (i.e. Clive Barker's Lost Souls and Storm Constantine's Grissecon). From its origin, music has been a significant feature of Dragon Con, with past performances by Blue Öyster Cult, Bella Morte, Chick Corea, Edgar Winter, Ghost of the Robot, Godhead, Iced Earth, Voltaire, The Crüxshadows, Jefferson Starship, The Misfits, and many others.

Baby did you put a fresh battery in the smoke detector?

A multi-storey building in India has collapsed because giant advertising billboards fixed to the roof destabilised the structure, leaving it susceptible to the slightest gust of wind. The 35-year-old building in Surat, in the western Indian state of Gujarat, started to tilt two days ago and was finally blown over by winds of just 10 miles per hour. Officials wisely evacuated the building before its final collapse yesterday to avoid any casualties.Billboards on the terrace of the building, that use foundation columns as the base to hold them up, are being blamed as the cause. No-one was injured when the the building took its final tumble.

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.
Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.
Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

Start your day off right with sliced eggs~

This wouldn't be a good day if I didn't post a sock monkey dress.

HMmmmmmmmmmm doesn't taste like chicken.

Seriously doubt even this will stop some people including me.No Pain No Gain!

Naked Guy Cardboard Sign

If you like this you can get your own here or wherever the link is at.

MONKEY BATH: bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa!Aa!".

Adults Only For This~~

Bash my Ex dot com - http://bashmyex.com/I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT this site is about. I always figured that the name should be self-explanatory but apparently many people dont know what a BASH is slang for and then those who can figure this out, seem to have a problem putting 2 and 2 together. Adult language so click or don't no skin off my "f""ing hiney.I didn't click on it as the jerk already claimed I was a dolt~~Do whatever you want to. You may like it.

People will start a website about anything~~This one is all about balls and round objects~~All Ball - http://www.allball.org/THE WORLD'S ONLY KNOWN BALL ARCHIVE!

Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like Smurfette?
Smurfette: Premiered in 1981 on NBC~Paris Hilton: Born 17 February 1981
Smurfette: Lives under a mushroom in a strange fantasy world~Paris Hilton: Lives a strange fantasy life, and (based on her smarts) presumably grew up under a mushroom
Coincidence? I think not.

Reasons why chocolate is better than sex :
You can have chocolate in front of your parents.
Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.
People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.
Chocolate is satisfying even if it’s gone soft.
It’s easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!