THIS TOWN IS SO SMALL
The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.Main Street - one block long - dead ends in both directions.McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.The phone book has only one page.The 7-11 is a 3&1/2 - 5&1/2.The New Year's baby was born in October.The ZIP code is a fraction.The city limits signs are both on the same post.Second Street is in the next town over.There's no place to go that you shouldn't.A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.
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