Mr. Bean Is Kewl

Memories respond to invitations,

Electing in their interests to attend.

Moments of remembrance moor sensations

On shadows shifting gently in the wind.

Remember to remember,then those passed

In whom we vested hope in days of strife,

Again among the trenches,dropping fast

Lost now to love as once they were to life.

Do honor them with rituals that last,

A list of names reduced to battered brass

Yet hallowed by a hell we cannot end.

Hah

~~For The Harley D Lover~~

Harley Davidson Factory




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Strange Architecture

Four must-see videos from late-50's brother-sister rockabilly act, the Collins Kids:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIyLA81eLr8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er9NrY1czV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk2Hxp2tdic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9cACWeSPGE

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling". Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called "Bunk Beds". And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

SLO-MO
A man is sitting down to read the paper when he hears a knock on his door.Upon opening the door the man is confronted by a snail on his doorstep."Good evening," says the snail, "I'm collecting for the snail benevolent fund.

Would you care to make a donation?"The snail gets his reply as the man kicks him into the bushes.Ten years later there's another knock at the door. Again, the man finds a snail on his doorstep."That wasn't very nice!" exclaims the snail.

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Online Confessional tell your sins and wash em' away.

~~Fun Factoids~~

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  A Native American tribe in South Dakota collects bottle caps left by campers, using them as currency. Several banks in the area now recognize the caps as legal tender.


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  Fish have "dandruff" caused by flaking skin, and it is impossible to filter all traces of it from drinking water.


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  Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake.


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  The first case of the common cold was diagnosed in 1611 in Stratford, England. The patient? John Common, who coincidentally gave his cold to William Shakespeare who said the new malady exacerbated his lovesickness, thereby inspiring several of his most fondly remembered sonnets.


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  "Hello Kitty" began as part of a covert propaganda campaign originally proposed by Prime Minister Tojo during World War II.


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  When in heat, female hippopotami secrete an oil with a flavor similar to strawberries. Kalahari bushmen use the oil to make flat-bread treats for children.


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  If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball.

Snocks my sock monkey just turned 5 years old this month. She is the one in purple way left.She only has one candle because you just can't trust a monkey around fire.And the fact Icould only find one in my junk drawer and heck she is just too young to know the difference. I want to enjoy her while she is small, cute and innocent.

In a few years here is what I have to look forward to. See pic below.The TEENAGE YEARS~~

YouTube - Baby Monkey Having Fun. Quite possibly the cutest video ever. If that video isn't the cutest ever then this one may be~~

YouTube - Cute baby monkey at Newquay Zoo.

YouTube - Karate Chimp.

A few monkey videos for your possible enjoyment.

I Want One
...but this numbnuts is hoarding all the bananas.And we're cousins, too. That's not cool!

I have no idea what I was thinking here!

Holocaust Hero.
Irene Sendler posed as a nurse and smuggled 2,500 children out of the Warsaw ghetto, saving their lives during the Nazi occupation in World War II. Now at age 97, Sendler is starting to reap the rewards of her actions as Poland recognized her heroism during a ceremony in March. Read her amazing story at Yahoo News. Link -via Scribal Terror

Stupid Ball thinks it’s a frisbee.
With its waterproof easy-grip exterior the Phlat Ball is great for seaside shenanigans and hot summers. And because it can be squeezed into a flat object it’s seriously portable. Just think, with a Phlat Ball by your side you won’t have to choose between your ball or your Frisbee; this dual-personality plaything is a bit of both. Better still, it glows in the dark so you can play with it way past your bedtime. Or even in the dead of night. Woo-oo-ooh!
Link: Phlat Disc Ball

Horrorscopes Can You Take It?

I am an Aries. (Also known as "Ram") My Horroscope starts like this:
" Aggressive to the extreme, the Aries is primitive - warlike and cruel. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, he often has trouble remembering the simplest of things. The Aries will often try to backstab his peers, but luckily, he usually lacks the mental capacity to succeed. He is vulgar and blunt, and incapable of subtelty. " (Read more Find yours)

Alaska is the place I have called home since June 16,1985.

It is a beautiful summer paradise!