Monday, May 21, 2007

A man is sitting down to read the paper when he hears a knock on his door.Upon opening the door the man is confronted by a snail on his doorstep."Good evening," says the snail, "I'm collecting for the snail benevolent fund.


Would you care to make a donation?"The snail gets his reply as the man kicks him into the bushes.Ten years later there's another knock at the door. Again, the man finds a snail on his doorstep."That wasn't very nice!" exclaims the snail.

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