Being Of Short Stature I Kinda Liked This

Advantages of Being Short
by R. Wayne Edwards
Statistics show that short folks,Hardly ever bump their heads

And short people fit nicely on the shortest hotel beds.

They can swim in kiddy pools ,and clothes are somewhat cheaper.

Their caskets are a bargain when they go to meet the reaper.

If they get caught in the rain,they’re the last ones to get wet.

The last to see the sun rise and the first to see it set.

One problem that short men have,‘Cause it isn’t nice to stare,

Are those little miniskirts~~That all the women wear!