Thursday, December 07, 2006

Can't Be Any Worse Than An Inebriated Adult Driver

With the New mandatory class size amendment there's little money left over for bus drivers. Board members have initiated a new plan allowing students to drive the busses. With the enforcement for the F.C.A.T. Test results , it’s really easy to find a 7th or 8th grader with a valid drivers license. There are even plans to lower the legal driving age to 13 with a signed note from a parent or auntie, and a Burger King “Big Kids” Membership card. Expect to see modified school busses riding low, hooked up with shinny rented rims, heavily tinted windows, and a set of 15’s booming the bass out the back end. There will be a board meeting to decide the new color schemes.

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