Sunday, December 10, 2006

Superman's Suit

Wonder where Superman takes that superhero suit of his to be cleaned and laundered after a hard day of fighting crime? It's always so spotless and wrinkle-free. You know he can't just drop it off at the local dry-cleaner. That would completely give away his secret identity... And, I wouldn't think he could just toss it into the washing machine with his other dirty unmentionables. Hey, I'm sure that cape alone has got to be "dry-clean only". Besides, I'd be slightly concerned about shrinkage and the colors fading. Nobody wants to see Superman flying around in a miniature, dingy pink cape... I suppose he could machine wash on the delicate cycle, then tumble dry on low heat... But hey, don't forget to pretreat those stubborn blood stains!

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