The Sunny Florida Beach Vacation **
Day 1 is spent surfing, building sandcastles, parasailing, falling asleep on the beach, and finally applying sun screen.
Day 2 is spent at the hospital emergency room with a 3rd Degree sun burn.
Day 3 is spent inside the Hotel Room, lying in bed watching TV, repeatedly applying Coco Butter, wincing in pain, and Eating Ice Cubes.
Days 4 - 6 (see Day 3).
Day 7 is spent traveling home. (enough said)
Day 8 after calling in sick for work, the day is spent lying in bed watching TV, repeatedly applying Coco Butter, wincing in pain, and Eating Ice Cubes.
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